Well back in 1935 I was wrestlin this giant grizzly bear. In all my days of bear westling I had never seen one that big. Then it attacked. I knocked my off my feet. Just when I thought my time had come I saw the most beautiful face appear above me. She looked like an angel. She carried my by herself all the way to her "father." He took a look at me and pressed his lips to my neck. At this point I was a little freaked. Then I felt the most hirrible pain coursing through my body. I wasn't sure what he had done to me. He took my back to his giant mansion where I laid in bed for a few days. After those few days the pain subsided and well...the rest is history.